I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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