He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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