Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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