If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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