good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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