sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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