I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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