Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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