I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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