Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just found a bag of teeth...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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