just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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