We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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