ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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