also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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