I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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