God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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