think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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