youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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