Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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