I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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