I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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