why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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