3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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