I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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