quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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