i permit you to call me
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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