He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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