Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
