dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
