I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
