I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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