some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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