Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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