No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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