remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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