Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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