i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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