How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We are two peas in an std pod
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
