How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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