he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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