Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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