whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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