She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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