Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We left an ass print on the piano.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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