sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Randomize
