please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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