Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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