i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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