Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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