So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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