what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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