you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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